Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 595 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/52 (10/330 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (30/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Make a big explosion!
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (170/435 points)
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 10/20 (105/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)